December 2010
Extremely vague post about sex and probably weed and oh my word and then we lay in the grass and looked at the stars and something about love that you’d find on a hipster photograph with a bench on it
“I would kill you. Except I would be dead.”
– Madison
Listen
November 2010
:c
One of my favourite blogs deactivated as I was on those addicting rp tumblrs.
I am sad.
ledger:
i like tagging myself in people’s photos even if i am not in the photo…i’ll tag myself as an animal, or plant, or piece of furniture…
Can I just have this here
1 tag
I need a leg massage
rangerkimmy:
but nobody should volunteer to this position unless you want to massage prickly cactus legs
fine you giraffe ugh
When I die I give my friend permission to change...
3 tags
omg what is happening
Tear says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derp says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tear says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derp says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tear says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derp says:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tear says:
COOOOOOOOOOOOME
BREAK ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
BURY ME BURY ME
Tear says:
IIIIIIIII AM FINIIIIIIIISHED WITH YOOOUUUU
LOOOOOO- *Killed.*
Derp says:
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
Tear says:
NO.
Derp says:
YOU RUINED IT
what the hell just happened omg
Tear says:
YOUR FACE RUINED IT.
Derp says:
YOUR MOM
TU MADRE
Tear says:
YEAH, MY MOTHER.
WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?
Derp says:
你的妈妈。
SHE'S A NICE LADY.
Tear says:
DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME IN THAT TONE
Derp says:
I HATE YOU. YOU AND YOUR APPLES.
Tear says:
THEY'RE ORANGES
Derp says:
POTATO TOMATO WHATEVET
WHATEVER*
Tear says:
APPLES ORANGES
ONE IS QUITE SPHERICAL
Derp says:
TEA AND BISCUTS? I'D LOVE SOME.
Tear says:
AND THE OTHER ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A BOMB WHEN I DRAW IT
Derp says:
BISCUITS* HOW DO YOU SPELL BISCUITS BISCUTS BISCIUTS WHY IS THERE AN EXTRA NINJA I
Tear says:
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF WITH BRAIN MATTER
Derp says:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Tear says:
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
LITERALLY
BECAUSE YOU ARE FEMALE
AND YOU SAID IT
Derp says:
IF I WANTED MY COMEBACK I WOULD'VE ASKED
Tear says:
WELL FRICK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE
Derp says:
UGH THIS SH*T IS BANANAS
Tear says:
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BANANAS?
YOUR FACE.
Derp says:
I'M SO DONE WITH YOU WE ARE OVER
Tear says:
WE NEVER EVEN STARTED
Derp says:
SO IT WAS ALL A LIE
Tear says:
HOW CAN WE BE OVER
Derp says:
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE
I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAAAAAAAAKES
Tear says:
SHUT UP
Derp says:
MAKE ME YOU SON OF A GIRAFFE
Tear says:
HERE'S HOW-
WHY DON'T I UPPERCUT YOUR FACE AND SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE A GIRAFFE
Derp says:
THAT
would be pretty cool actually can you even do that
Controversial blog post of the decade.
pandamuffin:
evandando:
repeatrepeatx:
rarararyan:
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wtf dude.
Dude wtf is that?
Crap! Now I wont be able to focus on my two page essay due in an hour. (Yeah because I was sure focusing on it in the first place) But yeah WTF!!! o.o
… I’ve never thought of it that way…
atticusfinch-:
people who think its cool to love serial killers and hitler. and how they were interesting people “aside from the whole murder thing”
Update on Kris... PLEASE PRAY FOR A MIRACLE!!!!
thelifeandtimesofjason:
The doctors just gave my friend Kris 3 days to live… His liver has completely shut down now… Please pray that God does a HUGE miracle!!!! He would be leaving his 3 kids and wife behind… and that would make it almost impossible for them! PLEASE PRAY!!! Reblog, Repost, Share…. Please! Make this a worldwide prayer chain for him!
Wait what about a girl who faked suicide?
FOR SOMA
rangerkimmy:
circusjoker:
AGNI SWIFT SPAM~ Must make more.
SKLAJFLAKSHALGKHLGGGJHKHJK
I come back on tumblr and what is this
October 2010
BACK ON TALES OF TUMBLR I GO.
oh my god I remember one year, the trick or...
mrtumnus:
and I was home alone, and I gave them an onion
an onion
I wasn’t even trying to be a dick or anything it was genuinely the only thing I could find
kljfsd
Love Harry Potter or GTFO: Today in the Potter... →
500daysofkissingmypillow:
1492: Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington is executed after accidentally growing a tusk on Lady Grieve.
1981: Lord Voldemort murders James and Lily Potter at Godric’s Hollow and is defeated for the first time when he fails to kill Harry Potter. The First Wizarding…
29 years ago today the Avada Kedavra curse failed...
yerawizardharry:
To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!
(via dearjkr)
